LEMONS!

I signed up for a local fresh vegetable delivery service thing, and they bring me a crate of fresh veggies every Thursday (provided I order it, which I'm not this week because I've an over abundance of veggies already). But they're just random veggies, and each time they have included lemons. I cannot tell you how much these lemons have befuddled me. Vegetables, regardless what kind, can be turned into a stew or made special or something but, for me, you just eat fruit. Chomp, chomp, chomp. But I am not eating a lemon. (I received 2 or 3 lemons each time, that is not enough for lemonade, which I'm not that interested in making anyway.)

Eventually (while eating out) it struck me that I could put them in water! (shut up) And so I did and they are delicious in tea (all by themselves) as well as in cold water and I am delighted with my lemons. (I even tried to eat a lemon, out of curiosity, and decided it definitely needs to be diluted.)

Out of procrastination, I looked up 'hot water with lemon.' (This is much like looking up the word 'cheese' or 'dragon.') I read about diets and health benefits and 'how to prepare hot water with lemon,' which was ridiculous. But they missed out on the main point in nearly all the posts (or else, they hid it somewhere in the middle and I, merely amused, didn't actually read it all) - LEMON IS DELICIOUS IN HOT/COLD WATER!!


I'm fully aware that this isn't that amusing of an antidote, but I don't care. I'm going to drink my lemon tea now. mmmmmmmm